Porcelain Goddess
I learned something Friday night.
No matter how germ-phobic you are, when you're tossing your cookies it doesn't matter one bit what you're kneeling on or touching. Those were my thoughts last night as my friend's toilet and I became acquainted. There's no way to keep your dignity while you're barfing up draft beer.
Actually my dignity was lost sometime earlier in the night, but I refuse to apologize about that. There is no way for me to stop myself once I get into one of my drunk moods. Most people I know have had the uncomfortable pleasure of being trapped into a conversation with me that's heavy on the personal side. And I can't say I'm sorry and it'll never happen again, because I know it will, it's who I am.
Honestly I needed a good drunken up-chuck session. I haven't had one like that since 2001 and the Vodka/Hawaiian Punch incident. I was well over due for a lesson in my alcohol tolerance level.
All in all I think it was a great send off bash for my former co-worker, once she gets over her hangover she's going to have a great time in D-town.
No matter how germ-phobic you are, when you're tossing your cookies it doesn't matter one bit what you're kneeling on or touching. Those were my thoughts last night as my friend's toilet and I became acquainted. There's no way to keep your dignity while you're barfing up draft beer.
Actually my dignity was lost sometime earlier in the night, but I refuse to apologize about that. There is no way for me to stop myself once I get into one of my drunk moods. Most people I know have had the uncomfortable pleasure of being trapped into a conversation with me that's heavy on the personal side. And I can't say I'm sorry and it'll never happen again, because I know it will, it's who I am.
Honestly I needed a good drunken up-chuck session. I haven't had one like that since 2001 and the Vodka/Hawaiian Punch incident. I was well over due for a lesson in my alcohol tolerance level.
All in all I think it was a great send off bash for my former co-worker, once she gets over her hangover she's going to have a great time in D-town.
posted by SassyJill at 2:53 PM
1 Comments:
Oh please! Since when did either of us have to be drunk in order to reveal TMI. I mean, the two of us are deadly blabbermouths who ALWAYS reveal waaayyyy too much to people we hardly know.
Still, I've always envied your puking ability (sad as it sounds). Sometimes I could use a big puke but I never, ever am able to hurl one single chunk. I seriously don't know the last time I actually threw up. Hmmm...
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